Peppermint bark is the highest ratio of impressive-to-effort on the entire Christmas table. Two chocolates, some smashed candy canes, no oven, no thermometer, no skill.
It is also the gift that solves December. A tin of it covers teachers, neighbours, the postman and whoever turns up unexpectedly, and one sheet pan makes enough for all of them.
This follows Matt Taylor of In The Kitchen With Matt, whose version is about as stripped back as it gets. Four ingredients and roughly twenty minutes of actual work, most of the rest being time in the fridge.
Do you have to temper the chocolate?
No, and that is worth saying plainly because tempering is what puts people off making chocolate at home.
Untempered chocolate can bloom, which is the pale grey haze you sometimes see on old chocolate. It is cocoa butter that has migrated to the surface. It looks slightly dusty and it is completely harmless.
Two things keep it away here without any thermometer work. Chill it properly, so it sets fast rather than slowly. And store it somewhere cool and dry rather than in a warm kitchen. If you want a guaranteed hard snap and high shine, candy melts or almond bark coating are made for exactly this and need no tempering at all.
Getting the layers to stick
The one real failure with peppermint bark is the layers separating, so the white sheet lifts off the dark one in your hand. It comes down to temperature on both sides.
Chill the dark layer until it is firm but do not leave it in the fridge for hours. A deeply cold slab will make the white chocolate set on contact before it has bonded. Ten to twenty minutes is the window. And let the white chocolate cool for a minute after melting rather than pouring it on scalding, which softens the top of the dark layer just enough for the two to grip.
Worth changing
- Dark chocolate base. 60 to 70 percent cuts the sweetness noticeably. The whole thing is sugar otherwise.
- Crushed Oreos instead of candy cane, with no extract.
- Flaky sea salt across the top with the candy cane. It sounds odd and it is the best version of this recipe.
- Freeze-dried raspberries for a version that is not Christmas.
More things worth making in December: gingerbread cookies and, for the Thanksgiving end of the season, homemade cranberry sauce.